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1935 04 16 21:00:00
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The Motorcycle Cop, the Judge and Fibber |
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Fibber is pulled over for going through a red light. |
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MOLLY: My my, it’s awful hot driving in July, ain’t it, McGee? FIBBER: July? This here’s April. MOLLY: Sure, and in ninety days it’ll be July. | |
| FIBBER: I’m a law-abidin’ citizen, and that there red light wasn’t lit. If it had ’a’ been lit, I’d ’a’ knew it was a red light. But a red light that ain’t lit ain’t a red light on account o’ because a light that ain’t lit ain’t a light. And if it’s got to be lit to be a red light, an’ it ain’t lit, then it ain’t a red light. If a red light is the kind of a red light a red light ought to be, it’d be a lit light and not a dead light. A dead red light ain’t no more a red light than a lit light is a dead light, and I claims that anytime my headlight sees a dead light, red light or no red light, and I ride right by the light, I’m in my right! | |
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FIBBER: Folks, once upon a time there was two kids, Violet and Ray. You get it? Violet ray? They don’t get it, Molly. MOLLY: ’Tain’t funny, McGee. |
PEOPLE: Announcer (Harlow Wilcox) Fibber McGee (Jim Jordan) Molly McGee (Marion Jordan) Seargent Schwartz Judge Gas Station Attendant (Harlow Wilcox) PLACES: Route 16 Route 42 |
SPONSOR: Johnson’s Auto Wax and Cleaner MUSICIANS: Rico Marcelli, bandleader Kathleen Wells Ronnie and Van (Dustoff and Brightski) SONGS: “Save Your Sorrow (For Tomorrow)” “Smooth Sailing” “Snake in the Grass” with Fibber & Molly “Rhythm in the Rain” “If the Moon Turns Green” “Love is Just around the Corner” |
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